I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
I need to prove a point to my homophobic friend.I’m writing down the urls of everyone who reblogs this in a notebook, and will present it to my friend when it is sufficiently full.
You’re gonna need a bigger book
I’ve realized that you can’t really hack someone’s tumblr like you can on Facebook. On Facebook you can update a status to say, “I like dick in the eyeball,” and everyone would be freaked out. On tumblr, people would be like, “yeah man me too.” Then post a gif from supernatural.
any deancas au’s is invalid if it doesn’t involve dean looking at cas and thinking, “oh no he’s hot”
yes this is vital to the start of their relationship because it’s essentially what happened in canon. dean’s expecting this terrifying uber!demon to come walking through that barn door.
and then in walks this flustered looking blue-eyed sex muffin.
"oh no he’s hot"
also also allow me to share a picture of me being Actual Sammy Winchester
I love my hair
and oh hey you can see my little chibi Cas on my wall :D
holy shit you’re so adorable and sammyesque that my Older Sibling Instinct kicked in and i morphed into dean for a second
Dean now is not the time for beer wE NEED TO FIND DAD
sam it’s me
you, from the future
listen I don’t have much time